There are at least two ways to read thirty dirty riddles:

1. Read the words and enjoy them.

2. Try to figure out the riddles. The chef recommends this latter method. To figure out the riddles, you need to understand how the piece is structured.

3. You can increase your enjoyment of thirty dirty riddles if you happen to have the freely available RealPlayer installed. (hint, hint...) This is completely optional, although highly enjoyable. Users lucky enough to have RealPlayer can click here to call up our virtual gramaphone in its separate little window. Once you do that, you can go on reading - or, shall we say, hyperreading.

4. The chef recommends a minimum resolution of 800 x 600 in 256 colors or higher in either Netscape Navigator or Internet Explorer 3.0+, served with wild mushrooms sauteed in sherry. (The mushrooms are optional.)